Roast jokes

1. Ada’s always late—but to be fair, finding three parking spaces at once takes time. 2. Ada’s sourdough starter has a stricter feeding schedule than Ada has an arrival schedule. 3. When Ada says, “I’m five minutes away,” that means the starter has been fed and the car has entered the wrong parking lot. 4. Ada doesn’t park the car; Ada leaves it somewhere with a compelling backstory. 5. That sourdough starter has seen more consistency than any calendar Ada has ever owned. 6. Ada’s parking is like artisan bread: rustic, irregular, and somehow taking up the whole counter. 7. If punctuality were sourdough, Ada would still be waiting for it to rise. 8. Ada can parallel park perfectly—as long as the curb, the lines, and the definition of “parallel” are flexible. Honestly, Ada, you make every room warmer, every plan funnier, and every late arrival completely worth the wait.